Misprinted Lies

doritofu:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

because it’s the proper way to eat ramen

rammiel:

a new hero has risen

free-ottawe:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

dragons sleeping in cute ways

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

martinekenblog:

Observing the Earth: Incredible Satellite Photos of Earth from the European Space Agency

wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today

awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

huskerdoooo:

ashleyapathy:

Heartbreaking Moments: 6/7 ~ The Iron Giant Sacrificing Himself (The Iron Giant)

i only watched this movie once as a kid because i never wanted to cry that hard ever again

italiandisco:

people’s hands could hurt me

my hands could hurt others

hands that connect us can be separated someday

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

reigning-darkness:

Metal albums with googly eyes
This never gets old, omfg

lobsterc0ck:

thoracs:

i had to go through 200 pages of my blog to fins this

Whoever is making these is a saint.